Sunday, 29 November 2015

FAMILY TIES


Zaire looked at her wristwatch, She had been waiting for him for over four hours. He had told her to come by 10:00am, and it was almost 2:30pm now. She shifted uncomfortably in her seat, and the secretary gave her a tired smile. She had left her business, to be here today and it seemed that was another mistake.  A man walked in carrying a carton of noodles, and he went to the secretary and whispered. The secretary gestured in her direction and he waked toward her.

"Please are you Zaire?" the man asked.

"Yes I am"

Friday, 27 November 2015

Alexa rants 4


Na God go punish that Mr Face book!Can you imagine the nonsense?He hasn't called me.What rubbish!E no go betta for am!!
You see my problem?These men just can't be trusted.Whether it's Face Book,Twitter or Instagram.Mtcheeew!!!

BLACK FRIDAY



I have seen and heard a lot of hilarious things concerning black Friday. I mentioned it to one of my aunts, and she became alert, kabashing things... I had to explain to her that it was not something bad, not an eclipse or the end of the world. ROTFL....

Thursday, 26 November 2015

OLUKWU part 8

"Ekwa,so this thing I'm seeing like this I can not touch?"

"Who are you talking to?"There was a bit of annoyance in Amaka's voice.She just couldn't understand why the native doctor was so distracted.There she was as naked as the day of her birth ready for action and he was speaking to the empty space above their heads.

One way or another,Olukwu was going to have sex with her.Whether he wanted to or not.She proceeded to loosen his wrapper.The native withdrew from her touch at near super human speed.

LET'S GET OUR YAKATA GROOVE ON

Finally, the day is here. Two weeks ago, it seemed so far away. But ehm I have a question. Please If you have received your November salary, show by a raise of hands..... ROTFL.

Wednesday, 25 November 2015

POSSESSED!!!! a horror story by opustjk.

'Many things about that night still disturb me.But I know and trust in the word of God.It has protected and guided me all these years as a Pastor.

What I'm about to tell you is a true story.I have been a devout follower of Christ for the past twenty-five years.I have no reason to lie or make up stories for the sake of popularity.I say what I say today not to entertain,but to instruct.

Monday, 23 November 2015

TO LOVE A STRANGER 2


Richard starred at Jasmine as the face lost all it's colour. He was as shocked as she was, but was better at disguising it.
"Ehm... welcome" Jasmine said, forcing a smile that didn't reach her eyes.
"Finally I get to meet Peter's stunning wife" Richard said looking her over.
"Mehn... I cannot wait to meet the damsel you have to talking about for these past weeks" Peter responded.

Sunday, 22 November 2015

YAKATA vs BLACK FRIDAY


Hello Opusites. Today was a great day. Had a really superb time in church. Yimmu to all those who didnt attend service. Count down to the largest sales event in Nigeria.... Africa....... in short the WORLD.  ROTFL. Do you think its a co-incidence that Jumia and Konga set their sales at the same period? and at the end of the month nonetheless. I doubt it.

ALEXA RANTS 3 (Mr FaceBook)

Okay,here's what happened with the Face book guy.Like I said  before,I ignored him for a few weeks.I mean why not?The dude was scary,he followed me on Twitter,Instagram,Google+ and everywhere else on the internet.It was like everywhere I turned,I saw his smiling face.Which wasn't a bad looking face.It wasn't an extremely good looking face either.

Friday, 20 November 2015

ALEXA RANTS 2

Hello,Alexa here again.


Okay,so I went on a date with Eze.I'll admit,it wasn't what I expected.The truth is having been through so many first dates,you kinda get bored with the same old routine;"What do you do?,Do you love your job?,what happened in your last relationship? and blah blah blah.It just goes on and on and on like a crappy re-run of a crappy Tv series.

Anyway,I indulged him.

Thursday, 19 November 2015

JANE DOE 5


They waited.



Listening to the sound of the elevator descending.There were at least Fifteen automatic weapons  trained towards the door.
Samuel tightened his grip on his rifle
"Are you sure we have enough guns to kill this b**ch?"he whispered.



Wednesday, 18 November 2015

ALEXA RANTS!!!

Hello,my name is Alexa and I want to get married.I wont say my age,because I know the people on this blog have bad mouth.All I can say is that I've been single for long enough to know that I've been single for too long.


Tuesday, 17 November 2015

TO LOVE A STRANGER


Jas opened her eyes and stared at the pot bellied man who had been yapping for 30 mins non stop. "why couldn't some people understand that a flight is not a place for loud talking?". Then she looked at the young man beside him whose only crime was being unfortunate enough to get the seat next to mr. yapper.

Monday, 16 November 2015

Chronicles of Wahri 8

Two of the guards dragged a little girl into the throne room.She was dressed in rags and her eyes were like a wild beast's.The third guard,had an object wrapped in a black cloth in his hands.

"This girl,"One of the guards said"Was found at the gates of the palace.She said she has a message for the High Queen."

Long pause.

Sunday, 15 November 2015

Friday, 13 November 2015

Friday the 13th


“Death of the angel….Glorify  and please….. drops of fire ......purify and release..... The blood link we revere severe other ties... the blood link we share..... none other would spare..."  the person crouched in the circle chanted over and over. There were candles lit around, and markings on the ground. The person in the circle was stark naked, it was late just a little past midnight, there was a full moon.

KONGA'S YAKATA IS HERE!!!....well,soon anyway.


Okay I'll admit, I use Konga..... A LOT.And no matter what Ivy says,

Thursday, 12 November 2015

Wednesday, 11 November 2015

PERFECT FAMILY

Favour looked up and down the corridor, before stepping out of the room. She walked briskly towards the exits carrying a light bundle. She didnt know what she was doing, or why or anything for that matter. she had made the decision without a thought.

She breathed a sigh or relief, when she got out of the building without any incident. She hailed a cab, and got in. Maybe, just maybe today was her lucky day.



Monday, 9 November 2015

CHRONICLES OF WHARI 6

There was a wintery chill in air.

Mallish wrapped his cloak about him to keep out the morning chill.He grimaced at the trees and the  mists floating about them like phantoms.

He hated this place.

The last time he was here,he was nearly eaten.Deveehle forest was the last place he thought he'd ever return to.It was  as eerie as he remembered it.

He heard a creepy  howling  far away.It sounded like a creature in  pain.

"Are you afraid,Black Warlock?"Came the Kulgan Lord's voice.

"No,"the Warlock replied."I fear nothing,my lord"

Wednesday, 4 November 2015

CHRONICLES OF WAHRI 5

She now understood why Leratu always came here.The tower was peaceful, and It was the one place she could be alone.

She touched the bandage around her wrist and winced.It still hurt.She had sprained it during the attack.It was the most significant injury she had. She had a few cuts and bruises here and there, but nothing major.

Monday, 2 November 2015

JUST DESERT


Rooney walked down the path, away from the meeting ground. The night was chilly, and his shirt didn’t provide any form of warmth for him. He carried the black pot, dreading every step that took him close to his car and hence his mission.
As he drove down the bush path, he let down his windows, letting in the chilly air. He sped past the bush tracks, and unto the tarred road. The black pot was on the back seat of his car. The stench from it was what he tried to diffuse by letting down the windows. It filled his nostrils.

Sister Priye 2

"So...uh." I began. His good looks were over powering. "Mr...um..." "Black." He replied. "Richard Bla...