HERE'S THE SCENARIO......
I was driving through Aba road in Port Harcourt a few days back. It was a fairly cool evening. I decided to turn on the radio. To be honest, I wasn't expecting much. But I was bored and there was a little bit of traffic on the road.
What a shock! I thought to myself when the radio came on.
No Drake, Lil Wayne ...or at the very least Whiz Kid Song greeted me from the speakers.
I was about to click off the Radio when I had a slight rethink.
What the hell? I thought.
I decided to give the programme a chance. It soundly vaguely interesting.
It was one of those "How to get married'' programmes.
Some raspy-voiced guy with a severe Ijaw accent was on air.
I didn't catch his name but, apparently he was some sort of Pastor/Marriage Counsellor.
I decided to listen. If nothing, his bad English would give me something to blog about.